Thank you for visiting ScaryMachine.com

Unfortunately, changes in the server configuration have broken the site and I don't have the time to make the necessary fixes right now. As time permits, I will evaluate the required code changes and relaunch something in the future.

If you sent me any e-mail and I never replied, I apologize. I now receive so much spam at my blastron@scarymachine.com address that pretty much everything goes into my junk mail folder and gets deleted every few days or so.

I look forward to seeing you around on the internet, and if you want to send me e-mail for any reason, start the title with "PSYDUCK RULES:" (I suppose you could proclaim that some OTHER Pokemon rules, if you really insisted, I guess...) and I'll try to grab it from the spam folder before I delete.

Thanks to all, and good luck!